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Statusuri in engleza

1. The best job in the world is a blowjob.

2.The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and
I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to
do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast,
I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags
apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
At milking a cow.


3. Everyday i beat my previous record of consecutive days I’v stayed alive.

4. The world is just a big ball to play with.

5. I was born intelligent but school destroyed me. (more…)

Popularitate: 45% [?]

Statusuri DND


1. Ai treaba si te
retin cumva?

2. Way nu ma deranjati ca o sa fie ploi de Ignore!!!

3. Hai DND … ca sa nu zic mai pe romaneste JET!

4. Nu deranja, ca scriu si invat de ma doare in dosul spatelui de tine!

5. Fara BUZZ ca-mi deranjezi neuronii … Nu deranja daca te simti cu musca pe caciula! (more…)

Popularitate: 34% [?]


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