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Statusuri Misto

1.Condu fara centuri de siguranta.Daca simti ca poti merge inainte,mergi,nu ai de ce sa iti fie frica.Orice faci e o lectie,nu tre’ sa faci nimic perfect.E okazia ta sa iubesti cu adevarat,fa-o,poate nu mai primesti alta la fel de minunata,va fi unica

2. it should be so weird to love with words , to kiss with words , to touch with words….but you can’t love,you can’t kiss,you can’t touch this words….

3. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

4. Bat covoare cu ochiul mintii …

5. don’t disturb unless I love you (more…)

Popularitate: 53% [?]

Statusuri in engleza

1. The best job in the world is a blowjob.

2.The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and
I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to
do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast,
I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags
apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
At milking a cow.


3. Everyday i beat my previous record of consecutive days I’v stayed alive.

4. The world is just a big ball to play with.

5. I was born intelligent but school destroyed me. (more…)

Popularitate: 45% [?]


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