1. O sperietura buna realizeaza mai mult decat 100 de sfaturi.
2. Sfaturile sunt ca ciupercile, cresc peste tot, dar cele rele iti pot fi fatale.
3. Daca toata lumea este de acord cu tine, probabil ca esti foarte inteligent. Sau s-ar putea sa fi … seful.
4. Eram trist ca n-am pantofi, dar am intalnit pe unul care n-avea picioare.
5. Experienta este cel mai prost invatator. Ea ne da intai examenul si numai dupa aceea lectiile. (more…)
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1.Condu fara centuri de siguranta.Daca simti ca poti merge inainte,mergi,nu ai de ce sa iti fie frica.Orice faci e o lectie,nu tre’ sa faci nimic perfect.E okazia ta sa iubesti cu adevarat,fa-o,poate nu mai primesti alta la fel de minunata,va fi unica
2. it should be so weird to love with words , to kiss with words , to touch with words….but you can’t love,you can’t kiss,you can’t touch this words….
3. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
4. Bat covoare cu ochiul mintii …
5. don’t disturb unless I love you (more…)
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1. The best job in the world is a blowjob.
2.The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and
I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to
do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast,
I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags
apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
At milking a cow.
3. Everyday i beat my previous record of consecutive days I’v stayed alive.
4. The world is just a big ball to play with.
5. I was born intelligent but school destroyed me. (more…)
Popularitate: 45% [?]
# Vreau banane … da-mi banane, ca daca nu imi dai iti pap toate merele :)) [1]
# Vreau sa-ti respiratia … ahhh , vreau sa te simt langa mine … pfff … da` ce-ti pute gura frate! =)) [2]
# Eu m-am dat cu Hugo Boss … e un parfum natural … da` vad ca tu te-ai dat cu parfum natural de-a binelea … e cu ceapa! :)))))) [3]
# Aici e Bucuresti … la dreapta e Viena … si la stanga e Paris … mergi tot inainte si o sa dai si de Caracal! :))) [4]
# La Washington nu mai minte Clinton … acum minte Bush! lol [5] (more…)
Popularitate: 100% [?]
1. Prea dulce ca sa fiu light 2. Mmmmm…ce vad ochii mei? Ce frumoasa si cat stil ai pe tine … parca esti facuta pentru mine!
3. Sunt singur si sunt sigur ca si tu esi sigura ca nu mai vrei sa fii singura
4. Impreuna vom cunoaste lumea … eu stiu iadul, tu stii raiul … hai sa cunoastem amandoi Paradisul …
5. E frig afara si am cam inghetat … ce zici de un ceai fierbinte la lumina lumanarii? (more…)
Popularitate: 36% [?]
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