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1. The best job in the world is a blowjob.

2.The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and
I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to
do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast,
I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags
apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try,
At milking a cow.

3. Everyday i beat my previous record of consecutive days I’v stayed alive.

4. The world is just a big ball to play with.

5. I was born intelligent but school destroyed me. (more…)

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